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The Legend in New Balance Shoes

An older Asian man with a gentle smile holds a pickleball paddle featuring a calm-faced emoji, standing confidently on a sunny outdoor court. A younger opponent blurs in the background as the man casually prepares to serve.

You show up to the courts expecting the usual: sweaty serves, questionable foot faults, and That Guy explaining the kitchen like it’s the Bermuda Triangle. But then you see him. White crew socks. Calves of granite. Paddle older than your… Continue Reading →

June 25, 2025 0

“That Guy” at Pickleball: A Cautionary Tale

We’ve all met him: the self-declared pickleball expert who misquotes rules, overshares irrelevant stories, and won’t stop comparing the kitchen to an ocean. Here’s a funny take on the player you hope isn’t on your court.

You show up to the local courts to hit some balls, maybe sweat out the weekend pizza, maybe bond with a friend over a few chaotic dinks. You’re feeling good. You brought your water, your off-brand paddle, and exactly zero… Continue Reading →

June 24, 2025 0

You Know It’s Too Hot for Pickleball When… (Plus the Gear That Might Save You)

Sweating through your grip? Ball melting mid-rally? Discover the funniest signs it’s too hot for pickleball—plus must-have summer gear that might just save your game (and your dignity).

Welcome to that magical time of year when the sun is actively trying to murder you, and yet your group chat still thinks “we’re on for 5:30?” is a reasonable question. If you’ve ever looked at a pickleball court shimmering… Continue Reading →

June 23, 2025 0

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